Reading Between the (Tan) Lines

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Illustration by Zipeng Zhu

August 09, 2022

We’re halfway through summer, and anyone who has been making the most of their time off has likely racked up some solid tan lines — good or bad. Below, a series of 2022’s most popular bronzed beach signals.

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